There are a few things in life that are certain:
Every morning the sun will rise
My cat will always prefer to play with a plastic bag over expensive pet store toys.
If I am running late to school in the morning, I will inevitably spill coffee or some other liquid all over myself.
Cadbury Mini Eggs are the devil.
The day I choose to straighten my hair, it will rain. Thus making my hair frizzy and about 10 times bigger.
You can’t make everyone like you.
And subsequently, there will be people in the world who don’t care for the sweet, sweet hotness you are throwing down on a daily basis.
Listening to “The Mighty Mighty Bosstones” station on Pandora is a good way to let go and thrash around.
Eating an entire bag of Cadbury Mini Eggs may make you happy, but also will make you feel incredibly sick.