Mama just didn’t say that they would follow one right after the other. Thanks mama…!
Who am I kidding? I can’t stay mad at that!
But seriously mom you didn’t specify that they could be concurrent days.
I uttered these words today, “Thank you for putting both feet on the ground and not sticking your head out the window!” Yup mark that up to things I never thought I’d say.
The day started innocently enough taking walks for breaks from the classroom, parking your imaginary car in the hallway….
Then things got…hectic…
I had to remind my little Dora to not draw on her face with Expo marker. That would be no bueno. Things got progressively worse from there. Here are the top hits:
- sticking her head and arms out of the window
- screaming right in my face in a very high-pitched octave
- climbing on the desks
- banging the keyboard on the computer table
- and the kicker…while holding my lovely child’s hands to make her stop doing something (I can’t remember what) she licked me. Yup, licked me like I was her baby cat. It was the grossest thing…ever.
After all those shenanigans I went to the grocery store and got some chocolate milk…
No, I didn’t drink all the above chocolate milk, but I did have some!
To top off the wonderfulness of today, I was making dinner, salmon if you must know. I took the salmon out of the oven to put on the topping and then went to put it back in the oven…with my bare hands.
Who needs oven mitts when you’ve got hands of asbestos? Me. Yes, me. I do.
It’s a good thing the dish didn’t shatter when I slammed it back on the oven. Oy.
I call do over!