This adjectives can only be used to describe one thing…
Yep, Bond. Now, I know I already did a Bond heavy post, but I promise I’m not turning into a crazy cat lady.
This morning I got up, made breakfast, and went to go sit on the couch to eat. I Bond was staring into the fireplace. Odd, but not too odd, he is a cat after all. I’ve learned to ignore such things. All through eating breakfast, there he sat, seemingly looking into the fireplace. Next thing I know he is behind the table leaf I am currently storing on the hearth and pulling something out. What you may ask? I will call it Water bugs part deux.
Yep, he pulled out a big ol’ cockroach!
He chased it across the living room, right under my feet of course, picked up and body slammed it back into the carpet! Still alive. He picked it up again and carried it into my room! Great thanks! I decided to leave him be and not watch a cockroach being pulled leg by leg.
A few minutes later he came out to tell me he was finished. Sure enough he had smartly squashed the cockroach…right in the middle of my bedroom floor.
Ah well, at least it was dead.
I know I’ve said it before, but kids just say crazy things sometimes.
Two first graders were having a religious discussion during the time when they were supposed to be reading.
S1- …well at least God died once
S2 – You shouldn’t say things like that about God!
S1 – Well at least he died
S2- (Now getting very upset) You really should say things like that about God! It’s not nice!
The first student was very happy he was getting such a rise out of the other… I told them to pick a different topic to talk about.
Hopefully by this time tomorrow, I will have taken a
shower warm shower! Think good thoughts!