…on Father’s Day.
Because that’s the type of daughter I am! Nice right?
Step 1: Find a willing accomplice and ask her if she’ll do you an odd favor. When she says yes, ask her to draw a piece of bacon with the word “bacon” on it.
Step 2: Get your supplies together
You’ll need your picture of bacon (on tracing paper drawn in pencil), liquid black eyeliner, and liquid band-aid.
Step 3: Cut out your picture of bacon and put on arm It is helpful to lightly tape it down.
Step 4: Get a paper towel or wash cloth. Get it nice and damp, apply it to your picture. You’ll want to press down and make sure to get the paper wet.
It’ll leave a slight pattern on your arm.
Step 5: Take your liquid eyeliner and trace your picture of bacon.
Step 6: Once you’re happy with how the bacon looks, apply the liquid band-aid.
It’ll look nice and shiny, but smell horrible.
Step 7: And this is the most important step…wait patiently until you father comes over. Hide your arm until the opportune time.
Step 8: Show your father your arm and wait for a reaction!
The End!
My dad’s reaction was pretty good. I showed him my arm even before he stepped foot inside my apartment. Again, nice, I know. He just kind of stood there and didn’t move. My mom thought it was hilarious, but I’m pretty sure I gave my dad a mini heart attack…
I am such a nice daughter!!
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!!!
“Looks like a big ol’ beach…”
