Foam trapezoids can fit into a first graders mouth? If you guessed three, you’d be incorrect. The actual answer is two. Why do I know this? Because I just so happened to have one of my lovely first graders stuff two in her mouth and then chomp down on them like they were marshmallows. Good, germy, fun times.
Oh and while she was chomping away on foam trapezoids, she stuffed herself into a cubby. Oh and she started a new thing where she repeats anything anyone says.
Needless to say after all that, I went on a four mile run after school today.
In cuter school news, I was taking my buddy out to the buses. I told him to put his hood on because it looked like it was raining. I went to go take his hand to lead him out to the bus and he put his arm across my stomach all safety patrol style and said,
“No Miss G. you stay here, you don’t have a jacket on, you’ll get wet!”
Well excuse me! It was über cute and I couldn’t help but burst out laughing. It’s those moments that make me love my job…. Not the child eating trapezoid moments…

Haha I love the random things kids say/do! They have nooooo filter.